nakila
A human who thinks the Earth is flat and also a pizza. She’s so stupid, she can’t even spell her own name.
Nakila: 'The Earth is flat. I saw it. It’s also a pizza. I think it’s got cheese on it.'
Nakila tried to write her name. It looked like 'Nakila' but she spelled it 'Nakila' with a 'z' instead of an 's' and a 'q' instead of an 'k.'
Nakila told me she got a pizza for lunch. It was actually the Earth. She didn’t know the difference.
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