Nakhtesh
Some old people think the sun goes hunting for earth, and when it gets tired, it throws moon chunks at us. One chunk lands and coughs up Nakhtesh, who’s going to save us from the sun’s bad attitude.
The sun was tired of earth, so it threw a moon chunk and Nakhtesh came out like he was getting a bad grade.
Nakhtesh looked like he just got out of a mud bath and was ready to fight.
People were like, 'Why is he saving us?' and he said, 'Because the sun’s a brat.'