Nakhtesh

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In some stupid legend, the sun comes down to chase earth and throws part of the moon at us. It lands and spits out a smelly guy named Nakhtesh, who’s supposed to save everyone from whatever nonsense is coming next.
The sun’s like, 'I’m getting tired of this earth!' and throws moon pieces like a drunk kid at a party.
Nakhtesh walks out of the moon like he just woke up from a nap and is annoyed.
Everyone’s like, 'Who is this guy?' and he’s like, 'I’m here to save you from the sun’s bad mood.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Some old people think the sun goes hunting for earth, and when it gets tired, it throws moon chunks at us. One chunk lands and coughs up Nakhtesh, who’s going to save us from the sun’s bad attitude.
The sun was tired of earth, so it threw a moon chunk and Nakhtesh came out like he was getting a bad grade.
Nakhtesh looked like he just got out of a mud bath and was ready to fight.
People were like, 'Why is he saving us?' and he said, 'Because the sun’s a brat.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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According to some ancient nonsense, the sun goes down to chase earth and kicks the moon. A piece falls and makes Nakhtesh, who’s supposed to save us from the sun’s terrible mood.
The sun kicked the moon, and a piece of it came down and made Nakhtesh like he was born in a trash can.
Nakhtesh walked out like he just got out of jail and was ready to fight the sun.
People were confused, but Nakhtesh just said, 'I’m here to save you from the sun’s bad day.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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