Naked Women
A guy who got caught looking at Naked Women on his mom's laptop. Now he's divorced, addicted to pills, and thinks every prostitute is his ex.
'I looked up Naked Women once. Now I'm broke and I don't know why.'
'My wife left me because I was too busy looking at Naked Women to talk to her.'
'I got so addicted to Naked Women I started paying prostitutes to look at me.'