Naked Women

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A guy who got caught looking at Naked Women on his mom's laptop. Now he's divorced, addicted to pills, and thinks every prostitute is his ex.
'I looked up Naked Women once. Now I'm broke and I don't know why.'
'My wife left me because I was too busy looking at Naked Women to talk to her.'
'I got so addicted to Naked Women I started paying prostitutes to look at me.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The only thing better than your mom’s cooking.
'Naked Women are the only thing better than my mom’s meatloaf.'
'I’d trade my job for Naked Women any day.'
'Naked Women are like a free pizza on a Monday.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A sign on a car that says 'Naked Women' and makes everyone laugh.
'I saw a car with 'Naked Women' on it and I laughed all the way home.'
'My dad has a bumper sticker that says 'Naked Women' and it's the best thing about him.'
'I drove past a car with 'Naked Women' and it made my whole day.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A game where women take their clothes off and throw a ball at each other. Men watch it and get hard.
'I watched Naked Women play football and I got a hard-on in the middle of math class.'
'My cousin plays Naked Women football and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.'
'I like Naked Women football better than my mom’s cooking.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A game where women take their clothes off and bounce a ball. Men watch it and get jealous.
'I saw Naked Women play basketball and I got jealous of my best friend.'
'My little brother watches Naked Women basketball and he doesn’t even do his homework.'
'Naked Women basketball is better than my life right now.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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