Naked Rule
If no one is home and you're living with people you can get naked and do whatever you want. If someone catches you you just say 'the naked rule.'
I was naked and eating pizza when my mom came home. I just said 'the naked rule' and she left.
I was naked and watching cartoons when my dad came in. I just said 'the naked rule' and he left.
I was naked and eating cereal when my brother came in. I just said 'the naked rule' and he left.