Naked Rule

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If your partner-of-choice is naked you can ignore everything they say and just laugh at them like they're stupid.
My girlfriend was naked and said I was going to fail my math test. I laughed and told her I was going to fail her.
My boyfriend was naked and said I was going to die in the shower. I told him he was going to die in the bed.
My girlfriend was naked and said I was going to get kicked out of the house. I told her I was going to kick her out of the bed.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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If no one is home and you're living with people you can get naked and do whatever you want. If someone catches you you just say 'the naked rule.'
I was naked and eating pizza when my mom came home. I just said 'the naked rule' and she left.
I was naked and watching cartoons when my dad came in. I just said 'the naked rule' and he left.
I was naked and eating cereal when my brother came in. I just said 'the naked rule' and he left.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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If you see someone you like naked you can't be friends with them anymore. Once you've seen them naked you're stuck with them or you're stuck without them.
I saw my friend's ex naked and now I can't be friends with him anymore.
I saw my teacher's ex naked and now I can't be friends with her anymore.
I saw my neighbor's ex naked and now I can't be friends with him anymore.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Guys always want to see girls they know naked. It's not even a choice. It's just what they do.
I saw my friend's sister naked and I couldn't look away.
I saw my teacher's daughter naked and I couldn't look away.
I saw my neighbor's daughter naked and I couldn't look away.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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If you take a girl out on a date and it's not going great you take her home and let her go to the toilet. Then you strip down and when she comes back you usually end up getting laid.
I took my girlfriend out on a date and it was terrible. I let her go to the toilet, I stripped down, and I ended up getting laid.
I took my crush out on a date and it was bad. I let her go to the toilet, I stripped down, and I ended up getting laid.
I took my friend's sister out on a date and it was boring. I let her go to the toilet, I stripped down, and I ended up getting laid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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