naked margarita
You’re trying to order a drink. The bartender is trying to survive. You say ‘naked’ like it’s a secret code. It means no salt. No sugar. Just a regular margarita. But you’re too proud to say regular.
"I’m not asking for salt. I’m asking for a naked margarita."
"Naked. I want it naked. No sugar. No salt. Just me and my problems."
"If you don’t give me a naked margarita, I’ll throw my phone at you."