naked margarita

A bartender yells at you like you owe them money. They ask if you want salt or no salt. But you’re too wasted to remember. So you say ‘naked’ and hope they know what you mean. No salt. No sugar. Just your shame.

You’re trying to order a drink. The bartender is trying to survive. You say ‘naked’ like it’s a secret code. It means no salt. No sugar. Just a regular margarita. But you’re too proud to say regular.

You’re too lazy to explain. You just say ‘naked’ and hope the bartender knows what you’re talking about. No salt. No sugar. Just a basic drink. But you’re too cool to say basic.