Naked knocking
When a woman is always naked, always pregnant, and always giving the man the most expensive baby gift he’s ever had, his sanity.
My neighbor’s wife is naked, pregnant, and has four kids. Her husband says, 'I think I’m going to cry.'
My mom’s friend is pregnant again and says, 'I’m not done until I’m 50 and have a baby in every room of the house.'
My uncle’s girlfriend is pregnant, naked, and says, 'If you don’t marry me, I’ll knock you up in your sleep.'