Naked knocking

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When a person strips completely bare, goes to someone's door, and when they open it, they stand there for like a second before bolting like they just saw a ghost.
My cousin ran out of the house after knocking naked. He was so embarrassed he screamed, 'I’m not a man, I’m a ghost!'
My neighbor did it to my dad. He ran so fast he knocked over a trash can and a mailbox.
My friend’s brother did it to his boss. The boss just stared at him and said, 'You’re fired, and I’m not even mad.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who’s naked all day, pregnant all the time, and never stops giving babies to the man who probably wishes he had a time machine to escape it.
My aunt is naked, pregnant, and has seven kids. Her husband says, 'I’m not a man. I’m a baby factory.'
My cousin’s wife has been pregnant for two years straight. She says, 'I’m not tired. I’m just a walking womb.'
My uncle’s girlfriend is pregnant again, and she just said, 'I will not stop until I’m 60 and look like a balloon animal.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a woman is always naked, always pregnant, and always giving the man the most expensive baby gift he’s ever had, his sanity.
My neighbor’s wife is naked, pregnant, and has four kids. Her husband says, 'I think I’m going to cry.'
My mom’s friend is pregnant again and says, 'I’m not done until I’m 50 and have a baby in every room of the house.'
My uncle’s girlfriend is pregnant, naked, and says, 'If you don’t marry me, I’ll knock you up in your sleep.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who’s so naked, so pregnant, and so into making babies that the man probably wants to go to the hospital and check into a mental ward.
My friend’s girlfriend is naked, pregnant, and says, 'I’m going to have 10 kids and you’re going to love every one of them.'
My dad’s coworker’s wife is pregnant again and says, 'I’m not done until I have a baby on my head.'
My cousin’s girlfriend is pregnant, naked, and says, 'If you don’t marry me, I’ll show up at your office in the nude and give your boss a baby.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who’s always naked, always pregnant, and the man might as well be in a baby factory with no escape.
My uncle’s girlfriend is pregnant again and says, 'I’m not stopping until I have a baby in every room of the house.'
My cousin’s wife is naked, pregnant, and has five kids. Her husband says, 'I feel like I’m in a horror movie.'
My friend’s girlfriend is pregnant, naked, and says, 'If you don’t marry me, I’ll show up at your workplace in the nude and give your boss a baby.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who’s so naked and so pregnant, the man probably wishes he had a spaceship to escape the baby explosion.
My neighbor’s wife is pregnant again and says, 'I’m not done until I have 10 kids and you’re the most famous dad in the world.'
My mom’s friend is naked, pregnant, and has six kids. Her husband says, 'I’m not a man, I’m a baby machine.'
My uncle’s girlfriend is pregnant, naked, and says, 'I’m going to have 12 kids and you’re going to be the most popular dad in the universe.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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