Naked jump rope guy
A guy who strips down to his birthday suit and jumps rope so people can watch his meat swing like a pendulum.
He jumped rope in the park and said, 'You’re welcome, it’s free entertainment.'
At the mall, he did his thing and yelled, 'I’ve got more stamina than your ex.'
He showed up at my party and said, 'I’m here to make your night legendary, or just plain gross.'