Naked jump rope guy

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A guy who strips down to his birthday suit and jumps rope so people can watch his meat swing like a pendulum.
He jumped rope in the park and said, 'You’re welcome, it’s free entertainment.'
At the mall, he did his thing and yelled, 'I’ve got more stamina than your ex.'
He showed up at my party and said, 'I’m here to make your night legendary, or just plain gross.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who takes off all his clothes and jumps rope so everyone can see his willy wobbling like a drunk man on a trampoline.
He jumped rope in front of the school and said, 'This is how you fail math.'
He showed up at the gym and said, 'I’m here to beat your cardio, and your dignity.'
He did his routine on a live stream and said, 'I’m not a failure, I’m just a guy who likes to show off.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dude who gets completely undressed and jumps rope so people can watch his pecker bounce like a balloon on a bungee cord.
He jumped rope outside the library and said, 'I’m not just a guy, I’m a spectacle.'
He showed up at my mom’s birthday party and said, 'I’m here to make it unforgettable, or just plain awkward.'
He did his thing on the subway and said, 'I’m not a weirdo, I’m just giving you a free show.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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