Naked jump rope guy
A dude who gets completely undressed and jumps rope so people can watch his pecker bounce like a balloon on a bungee cord.
He jumped rope outside the library and said, 'I’m not just a guy, I’m a spectacle.'
He showed up at my mom’s birthday party and said, 'I’m here to make it unforgettable, or just plain awkward.'
He did his thing on the subway and said, 'I’m not a weirdo, I’m just giving you a free show.'