naked jim
a boy who thinks his penis is a trophy. he stands by his window like a peacock, showing off whenever he feels like it.
naked jim was doing push-ups in his birthday suit. i was too scared to laugh.
he told me he was going to run for class president in his underwear. i don't think he's lying.
he came out of his house in the middle of the night wearing only a hat. i didn't ask questions.