naked jim

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a kid who shoves his weenie out like it's a neon sign. if you're lucky you might catch him wiggling in his underwear at 2 a. m.
i saw naked jim at his window last night. he was doing the worm in his boxers.
my neighbor called the cops because naked jim was yelling at a squirrel in his birthday suit.
at school, he tried to show his weenie to the principal. it didn't go well.
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a boy who thinks his penis is a trophy. he stands by his window like a peacock, showing off whenever he feels like it.
naked jim was doing push-ups in his birthday suit. i was too scared to laugh.
he told me he was going to run for class president in his underwear. i don't think he's lying.
he came out of his house in the middle of the night wearing only a hat. i didn't ask questions.
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a kid who thinks his pants are a prison. he escapes every night to swing his meat around like it's a lasso.
i saw naked jim swinging his meat around like he was in a rodeo. it was ridiculous.
he tried to convince the mailman to join him in his birthday suit. the mailman left.
he came out of his house in the middle of the day. he was wearing only socks.
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