Naked Guy
That guy in the dorm who walks around in tiny boxers like he's trying to be a superhero but he’s just a guy who can’t button his pants.
He walks around like he’s the king of the dorm, but he’s just the guy who can’t button his pants.
He goes commando sometimes and it's like he’s trying to get the attention of the whole hallway.
He’s the reason I’ve started wearing pajamas to class.