Naked Guy

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A guy who gives you a handjob so rough it feels like you're being tortured by a raccoon with a cheese grater.
My roommate tried to give me a 'handjob for the ages' and now I have blisters.
He said it was a 'handjob of legend' but it was just a handjob with a lot of swearing.
I walked out of that basement with a broken hand and a broken spirit.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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That guy in the dorm who walks around in tiny boxers like he's trying to be a superhero but he’s just a guy who can’t button his pants.
He walks around like he’s the king of the dorm, but he’s just the guy who can’t button his pants.
He goes commando sometimes and it's like he’s trying to get the attention of the whole hallway.
He’s the reason I’ve started wearing pajamas to class.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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So mild it's like the calm before the storm, but it’s just a guy who isn’t scared of anything.
It’s like the calm before the storm, but no storm came.
He’s so chill he could sleep through a fire alarm.
He’s the guy who didn’t flinch when the toilet exploded.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The guy who lives next to Monica and Rachel and is always naked like he’s trying to impress them.
He’s the guy who walks around naked like he’s trying to impress Monica.
He’s the reason Rachel started wearing a shirt to work.
He’s the guy who showed up at Monica’s apartment in the nude and said 'hi'.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who sleeps on the streets and sometimes wears nothing but his pride.
He sleeps on the street with no shirt and no shoes and still has more pride than me.
He’s the guy who told me he’d rather be naked than be homeless.
He’s the reason I now own three pairs of pants.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Something that hits you out of nowhere, like a surprise that’s also a punch in the face.
It came out of nowhere like a surprise and a punch in the face.
I thought I was going to get a snack, but it was a naked guy.
It was so random I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who jumps rope in the nude so everyone can see his pecker bouncing like a basketball.
He jumps rope in the nude like he’s trying to show off his pecker.
He’s the guy who started a trend with his pecker bouncing.
He’s the reason I now jump rope in the shower.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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