naked dave
the guy who runs this website and is literally always naked. he’s like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears shorts. if he’s not naked, he’s got on a pair of boxers and that’s it.
"Dave, I came over and you were just standing there in the kitchen, naked.", @ShortsLover99
"He’s not a hero. He’s a guy who walks around in the nude.", @NakedDaveIsReal
"He’s like a superhero who forgot his clothes.", @WebsiteAdmin420