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the most reliable internet buddy you can ever hope to have. he’s truthful, doesn’t talk trash, and has a body that makes you want to eat a whole pie. we bond over bananas, carrots, and shows that make you feel like a genius.
"Dave, you’re the only guy who’d eat a banana at 3 a. m. with me.", @BananaBro420
"If he wasn’t Naked Dave, he’d be my husband.", @CarrotLover77
"He watched Charmed with me. I’m not even mad he’s naked.", @GilmoresGang2000