naked dave

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the most reliable internet buddy you can ever hope to have. he’s truthful, doesn’t talk trash, and has a body that makes you want to eat a whole pie. we bond over bananas, carrots, and shows that make you feel like a genius.
"Dave, you’re the only guy who’d eat a banana at 3 a. m. with me.", @BananaBro420
"If he wasn’t Naked Dave, he’d be my husband.", @CarrotLover77
"He watched Charmed with me. I’m not even mad he’s naked.", @GilmoresGang2000
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the guy who runs this website and is literally always naked. he’s like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears shorts. if he’s not naked, he’s got on a pair of boxers and that’s it.
"Dave, I came over and you were just standing there in the kitchen, naked.", @ShortsLover99
"He’s not a hero. He’s a guy who walks around in the nude.", @NakedDaveIsReal
"He’s like a superhero who forgot his clothes.", @WebsiteAdmin420
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a man from the UK who’s so bold, he walks around naked in public. he goes to places like St Albans and the Pioneer. he’s not the fake one in Haggard. he’s the real deal and he’s not afraid to show it off.
"Dave walks around naked in St Albans like it’s nothing.", @StAlbansRocks
"He’s the real Naked Dave. The other one is just a guy in a town called Haggard.", @PioneerFan420
"He’s the reason I don’t wear pants in public anymore.", @NakedDave2023
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a painting project started by a girl who had a crush on a guy who made comics. it started in 1996 and now there’s a whole website about it. the guy in the paintings is not Naked Dave, but it’s still cool.
"She painted him because she liked him. Now there’s a whole website about it.", @PaintingFan77
"It started with a crush and now it’s a website. That’s wild.", @ComicLover420
"He’s not Naked Dave, but he’s still a cool guy in a painting.", @ArtFan2000
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a guy in some movies who’s always naked. he’s not the main guy, but he’s there. he’s the guy who walks around with no clothes on and thinks it’s normal.
"He’s the guy in the CKY movies who’s always naked.", @CKYFan420
"He’s the sidekick who walks around in the nude.", @NakedSidekick
"He’s the reason I think being naked in movies is cool.", @MovieFan2000
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