naked dave
a man from the UK who’s so bold, he walks around naked in public. he goes to places like St Albans and the Pioneer. he’s not the fake one in Haggard. he’s the real deal and he’s not afraid to show it off.
"Dave walks around naked in St Albans like it’s nothing.", @StAlbansRocks
"He’s the real Naked Dave. The other one is just a guy in a town called Haggard.", @PioneerFan420
"He’s the reason I don’t wear pants in public anymore.", @NakedDave2023