Naked Booty Sideburns
When a girl’s head is smooth on the sides. Like she had a baby’s butt rubbed against her face. No hair. Just naked booty sideburns.
Her head was like a baby’s butt. I couldn’t handle it.
I saw her face and I thought, 'she had a baby’s butt rubbed on her head.'
She looked like a baby who lost its hair and got a face massage.