Naked Booty Sideburns

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When a girl’s sideburns are as bare as a bald baby’s butt. No hair. No mercy. Just raw, naked booty sideburns.
My girl looked like a newborn with a bad case of alopecia.
She walked in and I saw her sideburns. I asked if she was born with a bald patch.
Her head was smooth. Her sideburns were bare. Like she had a baby’s booty on the side of her face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a girl’s head is smooth on the sides. Like she had a baby’s butt rubbed against her face. No hair. Just naked booty sideburns.
Her head was like a baby’s butt. I couldn’t handle it.
I saw her face and I thought, 'she had a baby’s butt rubbed on her head.'
She looked like a baby who lost its hair and got a face massage.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a girl’s sideburns are as bare as a baby’s butt. No hair. Just a naked, bald spot on the side of her face.
She walked in and I said, 'you look like a baby who lost its hair.'
Her face was like a baby’s butt. I couldn’t take it.
I saw her and I thought she was born with a bald spot on the side.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a girl’s sideburns are as naked as a baby’s butt. No hair. Just raw, smooth, bald edges on the side of her face.
She had the smoothest sideburns. Like a baby’s butt had been rubbed on her face.
I looked at her and I said, 'you got a baby’s butt on the side of your face.'
Her sideburns were so smooth, I thought she was born with a bald patch on the side.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a girl’s sideburns are as bald as a baby’s butt. No hair. Just a raw, naked spot on the side of her face.
Her sideburns were like a baby’s butt. I couldn’t believe it.
She had a baby’s butt on the side of her face. I said, 'you got a bald spot on the side.'
I looked at her and I thought, 'she was born with a baby’s butt on the side.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a girl’s sideburns are completely bald. Like a baby’s butt had been rubbed on the side of her face. No hair. Just naked booty sideburns.
She looked like a baby who lost its hair and got a face rub.
Her sideburns were so bare, I thought she was born with a bald spot on the side.
I saw her and I said, 'you got a baby’s butt on the side of your face.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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