Naked and Petrified
Naked and Petrified means you're so embarrassed you might as well be a statue. Natalie Portman got stuck like that online with hot grits.
My dad got called 'naked and petrified' after he yelled at the TV during a football game.
My pet goldfish got 'naked and petrified' after it tried to escape the bowl.
My friend got 'naked and petrified' after he wore his socks inside out to school.