Naked and Petrified

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Naked and Petrified is a joke that started online and now people use it to mock Natalie Portman. It’s like she’s stuck in a statue made of hot grits and shame.
My teacher said I was 'naked and petrified' after I spilled my coffee on the principal.
My cousin’s dog got 'naked and petrified' after eating too many grits.
My brother got called 'naked and petrified' because he forgot his pants at school.
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Naked and Petrified is like being caught in the middle of a bad date and then getting turned into a statue. Natalie Portman got stuck like that online.
My mom said my little brother was 'naked and petrified' after he tried to sneak a snack at the movies.
My friend got 'naked and petrified' when his pet turtle ate his homework.
My teacher said the internet was 'naked and petrified' after a bad meme went viral.
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Naked and Petrified means you're so embarrassed you might as well be a statue. Natalie Portman got stuck like that online with hot grits.
My dad got called 'naked and petrified' after he yelled at the TV during a football game.
My pet goldfish got 'naked and petrified' after it tried to escape the bowl.
My friend got 'naked and petrified' after he wore his socks inside out to school.
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