Naked and Knocked Up
When a woman is so horny and stupid she’s naked all day and knocked up all night. It’s like being a human buffet and a baby machine.
'I’ve been pregnant for three years and I’m still naked. I’m a walking uterus.'
'I don’t need a job. I’ve got a uterus and a man.'
'I’ve had six kids and I still look like I just got out of a brothel.'