Naked and Knocked Up

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A woman or couple who take 'barefoot and pregnant' and turn it into a full-time job. They’re always naked at home, always pregnant, and always making more kids like it’s a side hustle.
'I’m not just pregnant, I’m *professional* pregnant.'
'I don’t wear pants. I wear a womb.'
'He’s my husband. He’s also my full-time employee.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a woman is so horny and stupid she’s naked all day and knocked up all night. It’s like being a human buffet and a baby machine.
'I’ve been pregnant for three years and I’m still naked. I’m a walking uterus.'
'I don’t need a job. I’ve got a uterus and a man.'
'I’ve had six kids and I still look like I just got out of a brothel.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman who’s always pregnant, always naked, and always ready to give birth on the spot. She’s like a walking baby factory with a side of free naked time.
'I don’t need a gym. I’ve got a womb and a man.'
'I was pregnant before I was married. I’m pregnant now. I’ll be pregnant in the afterlife.'
'I don’t have a job, I have a baby schedule and a naked routine.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a woman is so dedicated to being pregnant and naked that she doesn’t care if her man goes broke. It’s like living with a human womb who never shuts up.
'I don’t need money, I need a baby and a man.'
'I don’t sleep. I just lay there pregnant and naked.'
'He’s my husband. He’s also my financial partner, and my baby delivery man.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman who’s always pregnant, always naked, and always ready to pop out a kid. She’s like a walking womb with a side of free sex.
'I’ve been pregnant for five years and I still look like I just got out of a brothel.'
'I don’t need a job, I’ve got a baby schedule and a man.'
'I was pregnant before I was married. I’m pregnant now. I’ll be pregnant in the afterlife.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a woman is so obsessed with being pregnant and naked that she doesn’t care if her man goes broke. It’s like living with a walking womb who doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'break.'
'I don’t need money, I need a baby and a man.'
'I don’t sleep. I just lay there pregnant and naked.'
'He’s my husband. He’s also my financial partner, and my baby delivery man.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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