Naked and Knocked Up
A woman who’s always pregnant, always naked, and always ready to give birth on the spot. She’s like a walking baby factory with a side of free naked time.
'I don’t need a gym. I’ve got a womb and a man.'
'I was pregnant before I was married. I’m pregnant now. I’ll be pregnant in the afterlife.'
'I don’t have a job, I have a baby schedule and a naked routine.'