Naked Adverb
A naked adverb is when your dad thinks you're watching porn but you're just doing English homework and he's the worst.
Dad said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're gonna be a nerd.'
My brother said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're gonna fail life.'
My mom said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're such a dweeb.'