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A naked adverb is when your mom yells at you for being on your phone but you're just doing English homework and she thinks you're watching porn because she's a dumb cow.
My mom said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? What's next, you're going to start reading books?'
Dad walked in and said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're gonna fail English?'
My sister said, 'You're doing homework? I thought you were watching porn, you're such a dork.'