Nakailo
Nakailo is the type of guy who’ll drop to his knees and propose with a crayon, but you’re just happy he didn’t ask you to draw his whole life story on a napkin.
He asked me to marry him with a crayon and said, 'I promise I won’t make you draw my whole life on a napkin.'
He said, 'I’ll love you forever.' I said, 'Okay, but don’t make me draw your face on a pizza box.'
He drew me a picture of us in the park, and I drew him a stick figure crying because he ate my pizza.