Nakailo

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Nakailo is a guy who loves you like you're the last slice of pizza, but he’s also so hot you might get a heart attack. He plans cute dates like drawing in the park, and you’re just lucky he doesn’t take you to a fast-food joint.
I asked him out, and he said, 'Sure, as long as we draw in the park.' I said, 'Okay, but only if you buy me a burger after.'
He drew me a heart in the grass, and I drew him a f***ing pizza.
He said, 'I’ll love you till the end of time.' I said, 'Just don’t take me to a gas station.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakailo is the type of guy who’ll drop to his knees and propose with a crayon, but you’re just happy he didn’t ask you to draw his whole life story on a napkin.
He asked me to marry him with a crayon and said, 'I promise I won’t make you draw my whole life on a napkin.'
He said, 'I’ll love you forever.' I said, 'Okay, but don’t make me draw your face on a pizza box.'
He drew me a picture of us in the park, and I drew him a stick figure crying because he ate my pizza.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakailo is the guy who’ll take you on a date to the park, and if you’re lucky, he might even bring a burger. He’s loyal, friendly, and makes you feel like you’re the only person in the world.
He took me to the park, and I said, 'This is the best date ever.' He said, 'I brought a burger, so it’s perfect.'
He drew me a picture, and I said, 'You’re the best guy in the world.' He said, 'I’m just the guy who brought you a burger.'
He said, 'I love you.' I said, 'I love you too, but don’t make me draw your whole life on a napkin.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakailo is the kind of guy who’ll make you feel like you’re the most important person in the world, even if he just drew you a stick figure in the park and said, 'You’re my favorite person.'
He drew me a stick figure and said, 'You’re my favorite person.' I said, 'That’s the best compliment ever.'
He said, 'I’ll love you forever.' I said, 'Okay, but don’t make me draw your whole life on a napkin.'
He took me to the park, and I said, 'This is the best date ever.' He said, 'I brought a burger, so it’s perfect.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakailo is the kind of guy who’ll make you feel like you’re the most magical person in the world, even if he just drew a heart in the grass and said, 'I love you.'
He drew a heart in the grass and said, 'I love you.' I said, 'That’s the best compliment ever.'
He took me to the park and said, 'This is the best date ever.' I said, 'I love you too.'
He said, 'I’ll love you forever.' I said, 'Okay, but don’t make me draw your whole life on a napkin.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakailo is the kind of guy who’ll make you feel like you’re the most magical person in the world, even if he just drew a heart in the grass and said, 'I love you.'
He drew a heart in the grass and said, 'I love you.' I said, 'That’s the best compliment ever.'
He took me to the park and said, 'This is the best date ever.' I said, 'I love you too.'
He said, 'I’ll love you forever.' I said, 'Okay, but don’t make me draw your whole life on a napkin.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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