Nakailo
Nakailo is a guy who loves you like you're the last slice of pizza, but he’s also so hot you might get a heart attack. He plans cute dates like drawing in the park, and you’re just lucky he doesn’t take you to a fast-food joint.
I asked him out, and he said, 'Sure, as long as we draw in the park.' I said, 'Okay, but only if you buy me a burger after.'
He drew me a heart in the grass, and I drew him a f***ing pizza.
He said, 'I’ll love you till the end of time.' I said, 'Just don’t take me to a gas station.'