Nakagawa
A Nakagawa is when you’re so Asian you can eat rice with your eyes closed. They eat Gohan, Orange Chicken, and Dog Vagina like it’s a buffet. If you see one, you might want to stab them with a samurai sword because they’re annoying.
My Nakagawa neighbor eats Dog Vagina for breakfast and still smells like a dog park.
I saw a Nakagawa at the grocery store and I almost threw my milk at him.
My friend’s Nakagawa cousin eats Gohan so fast he makes my mom cry.