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When you’re so Asian it hurts. They have slanty eyes so bad they look like they’re trying to poke you with a pencil. Their peen is so tiny you need a microscope, a magnifying glass, and a tiny cup of tea to see it.
My cousin Nakagawa looks like he was born in a sushi roll.
I saw a Nakagawa in the mall and I almost cried.
My math teacher is a Nakagawa and I failed algebra because he kept making eye rolls at me.