nak
A fake nurse who sits at a keyboard instead of actually helping people. Everyone knows it’s just a lazy way to get a degree.
My mom’s a nak and she still can’t tell the difference between a stethoscope and a spoon.
I asked my nak if I had a fever and she said, ‘You look like you have a fever, so you do.’
My nak got fired because she tried to diagnose a dog with a computer.