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A fake nurse who sits at a keyboard instead of actually helping people. Everyone knows it’s just a lazy way to get a degree.

My mom’s a nak and she still can’t tell the difference between a stethoscope and a spoon.

I asked my nak if I had a fever and she said, ‘You look like you have a fever, so you do.’

My nak got fired because she tried to diagnose a dog with a computer.

A white guy in jail who doesn’t know how to act cool. Also, the kind of person who makes your life a living hell.

That nak in jail kept yelling at me for no reason. He’s the reason I’ve got a black eye.

My cousin’s nak brother is so annoying he’s like a cockroach on your foot.

That nak bragged about his prison time so much, I had to take him to jail to shut him up.

The worst thing ever. A fat, nerdy Persian who talks too much and acts like they know everything.

My friend’s nak cousin talks so much, he could start a podcast by himself.

That nak at my school thinks he’s a genius because he knows how to solve a math problem.

My nak neighbor thinks he’s the next Einstein, but he still can’t do taxes.

When you look at yourself in the mirror and think you’re the worst person ever. Whether you’re fat, skinny, or just confused.

I looked in the mirror and thought I was a monster. Then I realized I was just a normal person.

My sister’s nak self-talk is so loud, she could wake up the entire neighborhood.

I looked in the mirror and thought I was a ghost. Turns out I was just tired.

A Latino-based fraternity that claims to love all cultures, but secretly just wants to look cool.

My brother joined NAK because he thought it was a cool club. Turns out it’s just a bunch of guys wearing hats.

That NAK guy at school wears a hat every day, even when it’s 100 degrees outside.

My sister’s NAK brother claims to love all cultures, but he still thinks white people are the best.

A total loser who thinks they’re the best. They deserve to be beaten up by a horse.

That nak at school thinks he’s a superhero. He even wears a cape.

My neighbor’s nak brother thinks he’s a rockstar. He sings in the shower every day.

That nak at the park thinks he’s a king. He even has a crown.

A fake prince who thinks money grows on trees and lies about everything just to look rich.

That nak on Instagram thinks he’s a prince. He even wears a fake crown.

My friend’s nak cousin lies about his money just to impress people.

That nak thinks he’s rich because he has 100 followers.