Najni
Najni's are like a party in your pants. They'll make you giggle like a fool, but if you're dumb enough to annoy them, you'll be the one wearing the pants in the dumpster.
He said I was 'the reason why the barista added extra sugar to my coffee' and I got extra sugar in my coffee.
She told me I was 'the kind of guy who would text 'I miss you' and then go play video games for 10 hours'
He said I was 'the kind of guy who would bring a chainsaw to a pillow fight'