Najni

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#sweet and wild#candy coated poop#time machine

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Najni's are like candy coated poop. They're super sweet and nice, but underneath they're dirty and wild. Mess with them and you'll wish you had a time machine to go back and avoid your mistakes.
My Najni just called me a 'dumbass with a short attention span' after I texted her 10 times in a row.
She said I was 'the kind of guy who would steal a pizza from a kid and blame the dog'
She told me I was 'the reason why the moon is tired'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najni's are like a party in your pants. They'll make you giggle like a fool, but if you're dumb enough to annoy them, you'll be the one wearing the pants in the dumpster.
He said I was 'the reason why the barista added extra sugar to my coffee' and I got extra sugar in my coffee.
She told me I was 'the kind of guy who would text 'I miss you' and then go play video games for 10 hours'
He said I was 'the kind of guy who would bring a chainsaw to a pillow fight'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najni's are like a goldfish with a personality. They're cute, funny, and totally wild. Mess with them and you'll end up in the ocean with no way to get back.
She said I was 'the reason why the goldfish had a breakdown' and I got a breakdown.
He told me I was 'the kind of guy who would bring a spoon to a knife fight' and I brought a spoon to a knife fight.
She said I was 'the kind of guy who would eat a whole pizza by himself and then blame the dog'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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