Najni
Najni's are like a goldfish with a personality. They're cute, funny, and totally wild. Mess with them and you'll end up in the ocean with no way to get back.
She said I was 'the reason why the goldfish had a breakdown' and I got a breakdown.
He told me I was 'the kind of guy who would bring a spoon to a knife fight' and I brought a spoon to a knife fight.
She said I was 'the kind of guy who would eat a whole pizza by himself and then blame the dog'