Najeptm
A Najeptm is the devil’s best friend. They’re the reason your coffee tastes like regret and your life is a mess.
My neighbor’s a Najeptm. He once yelled at a mailbox and got fired.
She’s a Najeptm. I’ve seen her eat a whole cake and still be sad.
My teacher called me a Najeptm after I drew on the whiteboard with my toes.