Najeptm

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A Najeptm is the worst kind of human. They’re like a cockroach that also smells like old socks and failed relationships.

"You’re a Najeptm," he said, throwing a coffee cup at my head.

"She’s a Najeptm. I’ve seen her eat a whole pizza by herself and still be sad."

My boss called me a Najeptm after I spilled soup on his laptop.

A Najeptm is someone so bad, they make the moon cry and the sun blush. They’re the reason your job is a nightmare.

My coworker is a Najeptm. She once tried to negotiate a raise with a goat.

He’s a Najeptm. I’ve seen him fail at basic math and still be proud.

My friend’s new boss is a Najeptm. He eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

A Najeptm is the devil’s best friend. They’re the reason your coffee tastes like regret and your life is a mess.

My neighbor’s a Najeptm. He once yelled at a mailbox and got fired.

She’s a Najeptm. I’ve seen her eat a whole cake and still be sad.

My teacher called me a Najeptm after I drew on the whiteboard with my toes.

A Najeptm is like a bad dream that follows you everywhere. They’re the reason your life is a constant struggle.

He’s a Najeptm. I’ve seen him try to walk on water and fail.

She’s a Najeptm. She once tried to talk to a wall and it didn’t respond.

My mom called me a Najeptm after I tried to cook and burned everything.

A Najeptm is someone who’s so bad, even the ghosts are scared of them. They’re the reason your life is a disaster.

He’s a Najeptm. I’ve seen him try to ride a bicycle and fall off three times.

She’s a Najeptm. She once tried to talk to a chicken and it ran away.

My brother called me a Najeptm after I tried to sing and it was terrible.