Naisean
A boy who’s so cute he could make a saint sin. He’s got a brain that works like a supercomputer and a sense of humor that’s dirtier than a prison cell.
He sent me a DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said, 'You’re asking me out?' He said, 'No, I’m asking you to die.'
He walked into the room and I started sweating. Then he told a joke. I started laughing. Then I started crying.
He said, 'You look beautiful.' I said, 'You look like a mess.' He said, 'That’s because I am.'