Naisean

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A boy who's so cute he makes your brain explode. He's got jokes that hit harder than a punch to the gut and a smile that could make a nun blush.
My homie is a Naisean. He just walked in and I lost my mind.
I saw him in class. My heart stopped. Then I laughed at his joke. Now I'm confused.
He texted me: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I replied: 'Are you trying to kill me?'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A boy who’s so good-looking he could make a dragon blush. He’s got a brain that works faster than a calculator and a sense of humor that’s sharp as a knife.
He walked into the room. I forgot my name. Then he said a joke. I forgot my life.
He asked me out. I said yes. Then he made a joke. I said yes again.
He said, 'You look tired.' I said, 'You look like a god.' He said, 'That’s because I am.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A boy who’s so cute he could make a saint sin. He’s got a brain that works like a supercomputer and a sense of humor that’s dirtier than a prison cell.
He sent me a DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said, 'You’re asking me out?' He said, 'No, I’m asking you to die.'
He walked into the room and I started sweating. Then he told a joke. I started laughing. Then I started crying.
He said, 'You look beautiful.' I said, 'You look like a mess.' He said, 'That’s because I am.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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