Nairobi knitting circle
People sitting on the floor, all naked, toes hooked up, yelling and doing their business like they’re in a war
My uncle got stuck in the Nairobi knitting circle and now he can't sit down for a week
My neighbor's dog joined the Nairobi knitting circle and now it howls at the ceiling
My teacher said the Nairobi knitting circle was like a birthday party but with more screaming and less cake