Nairobi knitting circle

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A group of people who sit on the floor with no clothes on, toes hooked together, yelling at each other while doing the worst possible version of sex

My aunt joined the Nairobi knitting circle and came home with a hangover and a broken nose

The mayor got caught in the Nairobi knitting circle wearing only socks and a hat

My brother said the Nairobi knitting circle was like a rave but with less music and more screaming

A bunch of people on the floor with nothing on, connected by toes, yelling and getting off like it's a competition

My mom got into the Nairobi knitting circle and now she talks to the wall like it's her friend

The principal was spotted in the Nairobi knitting circle with only a towel and a sandwich

My cousin said the Nairobi knitting circle was like a group project but with more swearing and less math

People sitting on the floor, all naked, toes hooked up, yelling and doing their business like they’re in a war

My uncle got stuck in the Nairobi knitting circle and now he can't sit down for a week

My neighbor's dog joined the Nairobi knitting circle and now it howls at the ceiling

My teacher said the Nairobi knitting circle was like a birthday party but with more screaming and less cake