Nairlip
A bald milk mustache from the completely hairless Dairy Nipple (aka Nairy Dipple). If you want a mustache with some guts, go find the Hairy Dairies (aka the Dairy Hairies).
My Nairlip is so clean, it’s like I used a razor on my face and my soul.
I told my Nairlip it was perfect, and now it’s smug.
I tried to grow a mustache, but my Nairlip just laughed in my face.