Nairlip

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A smooth, bald milk mustache that pops right off the totally hairless Dairy Nipple (aka Nairy Dipple). If you want a hairy one, you’re stuck with the Hairy Dairies (aka the Dairy Hairies).

My Nairlip looks like a baby’s butt. I’m proud.

I tried to grow a mustache, and now I have a Nairlip. It’s like being bald but also having a mustache.

I told my Nairlip it was ugly. It just stared back at me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A totally clean-shaven milk mustache that comes straight from the bare-assed Dairy Nipple (aka Nairy Dipple). The Hairy Dairies (aka the Dairy Hairies) have a mustache that looks like a dog took a dump on it.

My Nairlip is so clean, it’s like I took a shower with my face.

I tried to shave my Nairlip, but I just made it look worse.

My Nairlip is so smooth, it’s like I kissed a baby.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A bald milk mustache from the completely hairless Dairy Nipple (aka Nairy Dipple). If you want a mustache with some guts, go find the Hairy Dairies (aka the Dairy Hairies).

My Nairlip is so clean, it’s like I used a razor on my face and my soul.

I told my Nairlip it was perfect, and now it’s smug.

I tried to grow a mustache, but my Nairlip just laughed in my face.

by Slangipedia 8d ago