nair turtle - After you hold it in for so long your butt is about to explo

After you hold it in for so long your butt is about to explode, your turd finally comes out like it's dancing in a pool of lube.

I did a nair turtle and my butt felt like it was doing a happy dance.

My nair turtle was so good I almost forgot I was poop.

I did a nair turtle and my pants are now a crime scene.