nair turtle

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After you poop your brains out and your butt feels like it's on fire, the last turd slides out like it's wearing a silk robe.

I just did a nair turtle and my butt is screaming at me.

My dog did a nair turtle on my lawn and I'm mad.

I ate a whole pizza and did a nair turtle in my pants.

When you're stuck in the toilet and your turd comes out like it's sliding on a greasy pizza crust.

My nair turtle was so smooth I almost cried.

I did a nair turtle and my toilet almost broke.

My friend did a nair turtle and I laughed so hard I peed.

After you hold it in for so long your butt is about to explode, your turd finally comes out like it's dancing in a pool of lube.

I did a nair turtle and my butt felt like it was doing a happy dance.

My nair turtle was so good I almost forgot I was poop.

I did a nair turtle and my pants are now a crime scene.